Kurama of Green Gables

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CAST OF CHARACTERS

Anne Shirley...................................Kurama

Gilbert Blythe..................................Hiei

Marilla Cuthbert..............................Shizuru

Matthew Cuthbert...........................Kuwabara

Diana Barry.....................................Yusuke

Horse...............................................Pu

Rachel Lynde..................................Mukuro

Karasu.............................................as himself

Yusuke: (sweatdrops) Do I really have to do cross-dressing?

Kurama: (exasperated) What are you complaining about? Fanfic authors do that

to me all the time.

Yusuke: Ok, Ok, but with long, curly locks for a hair?

Kurama: How about mine? It's braided, see? (Kurama shows Yusuke his braided

red locks).

Hiei comes in and for the first time, the spiky hair was groomed with pomade.

Hiei: Grrrrr. Why's my hair acting like this?

Yusuke and Kurama laugh.

Hiei: What's so funny? (bandages on right arm begin to smoulder)

Kurama: (evasively, assumes puppy-eyes look) Nothing Hiei. (coughs) I'm just

excited about our new parody.

Kuwabara enters riding on a carriage with one blue horse?

Kuwabara: Ohayo! Kurama, I'm supposed to be picking you up.

Horse: Puu! Puu!

Kuwabara clamps pu's mouth.

Kuwabara: Er, let's go Kurama.

Kurama sits beside Kuwabara.

Kurama: You're supposed to be quiet and let me do the talking.

Kuwabara: Mmmmp. (Kuwabara clamps his mouth as well).

Kurama: `Are you going to adopt me?'

Kuwabara: Mmmmp?

Kurama: `Well, I suppose I have to let you adopt me. How else can I go show

off my red locks and throw my weight around? (continues talking not minding

Kuwabara).

Kurama: Why do you still remain single?

Kuwabara: Because that twit of a fanfic author forgot to include Yukina in the

script.

They arrive at Green Gables.

Shizuru: There you are! Did you have to wait for midnight before you bring

back a .. a girl! But, we adopted a boy!

Kurama: Hey, I'm really a boy, disguised as a girl.

Shizuru: How's that?

Kurama: They couldn't get a real redheaded girl to play the part, so they

snatch me in.

Shizuru: Hmm. Might as well. This is a Yu Yu Hakusho parody, not some cheap

animated show.

Kurama: So, you'll adopt me?

Shizuru: You have to make our farm productive first. The greeneries are

turning brown. What's the use of continuing this parody if there's no green

gables?

Kurama summons his youkai power and transforms the whole farm to green. All

types of plants, be it vegetable, wild flower, weed, grew tall and healthy.

Kurama: Ok done that. Will you adopt me now?

Shizuru: Can you cook and wash dishes?

Kurama: I suppose I can, if you allow me to read in between.

Shizuru: That's Ok. Anne Shirley was never this enthusiastic! What do I call

you by the way?

Kurama: Can you call me kitsune? I miss the times I used to be a youko.

(smiles longingly)

Shizuru: Fine with me, but the script dictates that I don't allow such silly

requests, so no to that.

Kurama: (grumbling) Boy, Kuwabara was right! The author is a twit!

     Kurama meets future best friend Yusuke for the first time.

Kurama: Oi, Yusuke, I like your hair a lot! It's a dramatic raven-hair black!

Karasu: Just like mine, right fox?

Kurama and Yusuke together: Shut up Karasu!

Silver Shuriken gags  Karasu

Kurama: Do you think my hair will turn into dramatic auburn instead of just

being plain carroty red?

Yusuke: (pointing at someone behind Kurama) Er, it will turn to silver if this

demon doesn't stop.

Kurama yelps as Karasu creeps behind him. Kurama transforms into his Youko

form. Silver hair gleam in the sun and the golden eyes glint.

Fanfic author: Karasu! I told you to go away and go mental in peace! Kurama's

in a big parody. (turning apologetically to Kurama) Gomen Kurama-chan, please

transform back to ningen form now, we need your red hair.

Kurama, after about 15 minutes of fuming turns back into his ningen form.

Shizuru: It's time for you to go to school.

Kurama: Nani? So soon? Just as I got used to playing under the sun. (assuming

puppy-eyed look)

Shizuru: Forget it! You wont beguile me with your school-gir, er school-boy

look so go to school now.

Kurama: (grumbling) It's that twit fanfic author again!

               Kurama meets Hiei for the first time

Yusuke: (pointing at a scowling Hiei, who still haven't gotten over his new

hairdo) See, there Kurama. That dark-haired sulking shorty is Hiei. He's very

bright, I guess you'll find your match now.

Kurama: How can that be? For one he's too short. And second he seems so

uppity.

Yusuke and Kurama watch (sweatdrop) as Hiei releases his kokuryuha on several

swooning girls.

Hiei: Hn. Those shrieking voices really irritate me!

Kurama turns to Yusuke.

Kurama: You were right after all!

Yusuke: What do you mean?

Kurama: Now that there are only three of us left and you're such a delinquent

in school, Hiei is my best choice for a competition!

Hiei: Hn! Silly carrot-head! Why in makai would I do that?

Kurama: Nani! What did you call me?

Yusuke: Careful Hiei, he, er she's very sensitive about the color of her

hair.

Hiei: Hn. Stupid fox! I like your hair.

Kurama: (blinks) H-Hiei?!

Yusuke: Hey, this is supposed to be a non-yaoi parody!

Hiei, Kurama and Fanfic author (altogether): WHO CARES?!!

Yusuke: (rolls eyes in exasperation) I knew it!!

Kurama: Arigato, Hiei, but the script says that I whack this wyteboard on your

head first and not talk to you for 5 more years.

Hiei: Che! That fanfic author is a twit!

Kurama: My point exactly.

Yusuke: Hmm. Mine too!

Hiei: So what do we do now?

Kurama: Er, can we just go now?

Yusuke: I'm with you on that.

Kurama: Everybody else has already said his piece.

Mukuro: Everybody else but me! Silly fanfic author!

Kurama: Nani! Who are you supposed to be?

Mukuro: I'm Rachel Lynde and I'm supposed to say that you're such a

carroty-head, freckled, nit-wit, lanky child! There I said it.

Hiei: Say that again?

Kurama: Hiei, this is supposed to be my part!

Hiei: Well, who cares?

Kurama: (exasperated) I do! I have to answer her back!

Hiei: Kitsune no baka! Told you I like your carroty hair. Hn.

Kurama: But she said I have freckles. The liar!

Hiei: Hn. Vain!

Mukuro: Ok, no freckles, but you are lanky.

Swooning Girls come in: Hey, bionic woman. Who are you calling nit-wit and

lanky?

Kurama sighs and shakes head. Yusuke hits his forehead with his hand and Hiei

`hn's.

Mukuro: W-what are you doing here?

Swooning Girls: We come in defense of our redhead! We are the Kurama `fans

club.'

Kurama turns to silver shuriken: Is this really necessary?

Silver shuriken: (nods) This or Hiei's kukoryuha.

Kurama: Hn.

Hiei: Hn?

Yusuke: Hn. Let's get our butts out of here.

Yusuke, Hiei and Kurama leave Mukuro at the mercy of the Kurama Fans Club.

Shizuru: Told you it wasn't a good idea to adopt a girl.

Kuwabara: (confused) But, he's a boy!

Shizuru: (confused also) Oh, a boy then, whatever!

Yusuke: That was fun, then Hiei blew it!

Hiei: Hn.

Mukuro: (hairdo completely mussed) I knew it! I just knew it! This fanfic

author hates me! And it's all your fault Hiei!

Hiei: Hn?

Yusuke: Ow?

Kuwabara: Huh?

Shizuru: (Grins) Hmmm.

Kurama: Hn!

Kurama Fans Club: Ai shiteru, Kitsune!

Silver shuriken: Copy that!

Kurama: How come the parody became slightly yaoish in the end?

Hiei: Bribed the fanfic author again! (grins an evil grin)

Kurama: Hiei! What in makai are you going to do next time?

Hiei: You'll see kitsune. You'll see.