Yukina White & Kurama Red

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

This is a parody of Snow White & Rose Red is a fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Snow White...........................................Yukina

Rose Red..............................................Kurama

Prince 1.................................................Hiei

Prince 2.................................................Kuwabara

Father....................................................Yusuke

Giant Bear.............................................Karasu

Elf...........................................................Ringo

 ****And I get to be the narrator*****

`Kurama-chan, here's your script,' I handed over the newly typed manuscript.

`We're going to do another parody?' asked Kurama in an excited and at the same time weary voice. 

`Yes and you get to play Rose Red.'

 `How come I don't get to play straight roles?' Kurama sighed. I did not answer him and then Hiei arrived. 

`Who's responsible for giving me this cheesy role?,' he roared wagging the script under my nose. 

I sweatdropped. 

`Hiei-chan, don't you like playing prince?' 

`Nah, what would be the fun there if you just act cute and do nothing?' 

`Haven't you read the script? You're going to fight the bear Karasu.'

`Really? Then I get to use my Kokuryuha.' 

Kurama chuckled and I gulped. 

`Ok, the others are ready, let's begin.' 

The cast of the play already in their costumes got up on stage.

-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

`Yukina-chan, let's go to the forest so that I can make more wild roses'

Kurama begged. `Yes, I would love that then I can make a little snow storm

too.' `Hey, can I come too?' Yusuke called. Playing your father can be pretty

boring and I want some action. I hissed at Yusuke. `That's wasn't supposed to

be in the script.' `It's fine. This is a parody and a modern version of the

fairy tale so let it be.' I surrendered. `Look Kurama-chan' Yukina pointed at

elf Ringo who was busy playing yoyo. `Ringo, where are the treasures?' I

called from where I stand. `Huh?' Ringo answered intelligently. `Can we just

pretend that the treasure's my yoyo?' Oh, what the heck, I told myself, this

is a parody anyway. Then suddenly a bear appeared from out of nowhere. `Hey,

it's not a bear, it's Karasu,' Kurama stated a little apprehensively. `Hello

my dear Redhead,' Karasu cooed with a hint of seductiveness. `Yukina, you can

make your snow storm now,' Kurama invited. `Really? Can I make it bigger?' `As

big and destructive as you want.' Suddenly the whole place was blowing with

heavy snow and I gasped as a huge pile of snow fell upon me. Everyone was

covered with heavy snow! `Oh, oh I'm so sorry. I haven't have much practice, I

didn't mean to make it come this strong.' Yukina felt like crying. Kurama was

knocked to the ground and was slowly sitting down. `It's alright Yukina by the

time you make another snow storm it's going to be perfect.' A dizzy Ringo

managed to sit up, still with his yoyo on hand. Suddenly Kurama was grabbed

from behind. `Hello, fox. Fancy bumping into you' Karasu murmured throatily

against Kurama's nape. Kurama attempted to wriggle free of Karasu's hold.

`Help! Let me out of here. Yukina, Ringo, somebody help me!' Kurama panicked.

`Karasu that's enough! You're scaring Kurama-chan too much and this is

supposed to be a wholesome story,' Yukina stated firmly. `I can't move, I'm

frozen.' But Karasu didn't seem to be too troubled about that. He was rubbing

his cheek against Kurama's hair while the redhead attempted to stretch away from

him as far as possible. `Yukina, help me! I can't stand this any longer. Why

is this fanfic author torturing me? I thought she not only likes me but loves

me as well.' Kurama was almost begging. `Help, brother, help' Yukina cried

out. Then a short, dark demon with a dark cape appeared. `Hn, what is this?

It's not yet my time to get into this cheesy story.' `Hiei, help me!' Kurama

implored. `Yes, Hiei-chan help Kurama-chan' begged Yukina. `Oh, boy it's

getting hot in here,' commented Ringo who was still frozen by Yukina's

icicles. Yusuke was imprisoned in a block of ice, that's why he wasn't still

able to participate in this chain of events. Yusuke turned to glare at me.

`This isn't fair! I demand a rewrite.' `But Yusuke-chan we are almost at the

end of the story.' `I don't care! Write me back in.' I assented, still

grumbling I took my pen and started to add some ridiculously stupid ending to

this story. `Hiei, help me!' Kurama was almost sobbing as Karasu was starting

to kiss his cheek. `Hn! I would have allowed Karasu petting your hair, but

kissing, that's far too much!' said Hiei as he started removing the bandages

from his right arm. `And what are you going to do shrimp? Burn your beloved

with me? That's fine although I would much prefer to kill him with my own

hands.' `Hn, Baka! I'm only rearranging the bandages. Don't underestimate me,'

said Hiei as he swiftly took his katana and smash it against the giant icicle.

His sword broke into two! `Whaa, what is this' he said in disbelief and turned

to Yukina. `Yukina-chan?' `It's not me, it's him, look,' pointed Yukina.

Karasu had made a huge forcefield to safely contain both him and Kurama. `So

what are you going to do little demon since you can't release your black

dragon spirit,' sniggered Karasu and pulls Kurama tighter against him. `As

much as I hate this, I have to ask that ugly, big-mouthed moron Kuwabara to

come out of his hiding. As if on cue, Kuwabara appeared from his hiding behind

a tree. `Kuwabara, you baka! Why didn't you just appear and help them get me

out of this psycho's clutches?' demanded Kurama. `Hey, it was the fanfic

author's idea. But no more fear, Kurama, fairest Yukina,' Kuwabara took

Yukina's hand in his and Hiei snatched back Yukina's hand. `Ok, have it your

way shrimp, I wont help you.' `You good-for-nothing-ugly-big-mouthed-oaf!'

Hiei shouted. `Foul-mouthed-uneducated-little-shrimp!' Kuwabara shouted back

and Yukina was starting to shed teargems and Kurama too was really sobbing in

earnest as Karasu was about to kiss him on the mouth, holding firmly his red

hair. `Rei-Gun', a shout was heard and a burst of light made everyone stop

what they were doing, including Karasu. `Huh! I'm free! I'm free!' Yusuke

shouted gleefully. Then he stepped closer to Hiei and Kuwabara. `Well, now

that I'm here, I'm supposed to punish you two for not helping my two children.

`What do you mean?' Hiei and Kuwabara asked in unison. Yusuke held out his

index finger and little bolts of light emitted, `I'm going to electrocute your

butts till you drop, yaaahh!' Yusuke hollered as he ran after the two princes.

`Hey what about me? You're supposed to be helping me!' called a now angry

Kurama. `No one's gonna save you now my fox, so relax,' Karasu murmured

suggestively. By now Kurama was too mad to feel kinky or afraid, slowly he was

transforming into his youko form. Vines swiftly plucked Karasu from Kurama and

wrapped him as a giant demon flower opened its mouth to swallow him. `Help,

uumph!' Karasu screamed. Youko Kurama grinned evilly. `That's what you get for

mussing my hair you psychotic, maniacal demon and for the 2000th time I am not

your fox!' He turned to look after the disappearing forms of Yusuke, Kuwabara

and Hiei and stared at Yukina. Yukina gulped. Kurama smiled slowly. `Revenge

is never sweeter,' he chuckled. `Kurama, I'm sorry please, please let me outta

here,' I begged. I was inside a giant demon flower. Almost 24 hrs had passed

and I was getting cramps and my stomach was grumbling madly and behind me

Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei were not faring well either. Yusuke was groaning and

covering his whole head as Kuwabara and Hiei were still abusing each

other. Every now and then we would take turns to plead, begging the angry Youko

Kurama to release us. `Hmmm. The weather is much better now Yukina-chan,'

Kurama sniffed the air as he handed Yukina a very pure and white rose he had

grown from a withering rose bush. `Arigato, Kurama-chan,' Yukina said. `I must

say, your style of punishment may be crude, though I can't say I blame you.'

`Hey, Kurama when do you intend to release them anyway?,' asked Ringo still

playing with his yoyo. `Uhmm, when hades freezes?' answered Kurama his green

eyes glinting with mischief.

~~~~~~~~~ Owari ~~~~~~~~~~~

Karasu: All that suffering and not even one kiss? You're another cruel fanfic writer in the making.

 Silver shuriken: Shut up Karasu! You're lucky I gave you a chance to be near my Kurama. I repeat Mine.

 Hiei: Hn! And I thought you were a different type of a ningen. You stupid ningen girls are all the same. The kitsune is mine alone. Do you hear?

 Kurama: What are you arguing about? Can't you see I'm still mad at all of you for treating me so poorly in that stupid fanfic?  Next time pair me with a beautiful female kitsune. I'm leaving!